FAVORITE QUOTES

Religious:

Jesus, son of God, Mary, mother of God, Joseph, father of nobody. Wait, I'm confused.

"Butters" South Park/Trey Parker

Political:

I don't think flying a plane into a building is called cowardly.

Bill Mahar, Politically Incorrect/ABC TV

Social:

No good deed shall go unpunished.

Anon.

Economic:

The higher, the fewer.

Alexander Rozhenko